Maybe next time

Oh, those poor, poor people.

My heart just breaks for them. I'm talking about the media, of course.
With the Pope and Terri Schiavo dead, the average reporter must be feeling kind of...adrift. The fact that the last two major earthquakes in the southeast region have failed to yield even the smallest tsunami is just cruel.
Talk about kicking them while they're down.

Oh well. Buck up, little newsmedia types. There are lots of other horsemen to chase.
Famine and war spring to mind.